Farewall...The Intentional Misspelling of a Word I Don't Like!

Whew! Today was insanely difficult to start. Primarily because here in the land of the frigid cold I had to chip my car out of an iceberg because it rained and froze leaving me with just a ice scraper to chip it out. It wasn't good for my shoulder so halfway through I had to take a break and put a heat patch on it(nobody cares that you're old and falling apart because you're lame) *gasp* 無礼（ぶれい）! When I went back out, the car warmed up the ice causing it to break up ever so easily, sliding off the windows like a chocolate shell over melting ice cream (I know you know what I'm saying!)! This left me in one of those oxymoron moments thinking, "Wow! I could've just waited for the car to warm up a little and spared the stress on my shoulder!" (Are you ever not having an oxymoron moment?)! (煩い！（うるさい）） We had a weather advisory beings how it became like a wet ice rink. *Flash: Passengers and myself in my car wide eyed and screaming as we take a turn going 2 miles an hour* Two questions have come to my mind at this moment, Where did that come from, and who did that?! It wasn't that bad！Seriously! Probably because I have studs. They were in my car so I felt safer knowing they were likely to absorb most of the impact with their...meaty selves...冗談冗談　（じょうだん　じょうだん） *rolls eyes* Hey! Stop mocking me!! (T_T)

So my 妹 （いもうと） is moving to no man's land. I thought where we lived was bad, whenever I told friends where she was moving to, their response was, "What's there?". To be honest, I have no idea! I guess　I have to visit her someday and find out *flash: steps off of the airplane to see sister standing there with a maniacal smile on her face and twelve thugs preparing to beat me up*...someday! I hope she takes advantage of a fresh start and makes good friends there to encourage her in a healthy direction. Otherwise I'll have to send my agents...that...don't...exist. *shifty eyes* (she's lying, her agents are here brother's whom cut ties with her) EH! EH! You have something coming! Don't think I don't know how to get rid of you, you're in my mind, so you can't out smart me!! hehheh! (You can't get rid of me, your readers would leave you in a heartbeat!) (#= _ =,) 大嫌い　（だいきらい）
So there's a new movie out that I hope I will get to go watch with my 父（ちち）and　妹（いもうと）before the farewall. You're spelling farewell wrong...馬鹿　（ばか））　黙れよ（だまれよ）！　
In other news, that kid pressed all the buttons again on lunch (again, no one wants to hear long-winded stories about your depressing lunch) 煩い（うるさい）！...but I got my coffee this time!! HAHA!!! Eat that you little punk of a kid that has no respect for other people and their time!! I hope you have that happen to you on your lunch hour every work day you have for a month!! (Wow. Somebody has a grudge) I actually never watched that movie. (maybe you should, you're starting to become (and look) about as scary as that kid)...Did, you watch that movie? (no, but I saw the commercial) How could you recommend such a movie to me, what kind of a "more reasonable [than the writer] critic" are you. (I'm just the other voice telling you how ridiculous you are). (T_T ) 煩い　（うるさい）　怖い！（私は怖いじゃないよ、貴方は怖いだよ　（わたしはこわいじゃないよ、あなたはこわいだよ） *gasp* \(T_T ) So disrespectful!! 怪しからん（けしからん）！！

Anyways, I should probably get going again. My creative juices are gone (they were lacking to start with), I blame the kid that challenged me to a battle of wits THAT I DEFEATED EVER SO TRIUMPHANTLY!! *flames rising behind the writer while laughing maniacally* (もっと怖い）*siip* mmm...Strawberry Blackberry white mocha...(=u=,) so happy to have my sweet little shop of all that is...sweet...back in action!! *dancing* (Please no!)

I'm out.

Mashed Potatoes and Gravy...

MMmmmMMMmmm...chicken strips dipped in mashed potatoes and gravy...is there anything more deluctible (don't answer that!)? So here I am in the dingy cabin of a fishing troller, braving the hurricane...Bubba...to post the vital information that chicken strips dipped in mashed potatoes and gravy is the best food ever (statement -> non-debatable)! o_O Just don't try to eat in the dingy cabin of a fishing troller in the middle of a hurricane (or on a troller at all for that matter). The lovely hint of sea water (pouring) all over your meal may not make it so appetizing...o__O I think the rocking is getting to me...excuse me. *elevator music (you know the kind with a slow beat that puts you to sleep long enough to miss your floor and wake up to realize that a child just came in at the top floor and pushed all the buttons on the only elevator in the skyrise that must stop at each floor until it has fulfilled all of the stop requests on it's downward route before heading back up (and visa versa) leaving you to wait for 52 floors before you return to your's (the one you work on) thereby consuming your whole lunch hour leaving you no time to even stop at floor 72 to get the cup of coffee you didn't have time to get this morning. (T_T) Yeah, that kind.) playing*

I'm baack! feeling better than ever now that I'm finally on dry land using a computer in the manager's office at some *smelly* fishing plant. Well, I think that's enough for one day *stretches while yawning...looks up* (I_I) ehheh... *elevator music (same kind) playing*
Whew! A glare from the manager of a fishing plant looming over you can be quite intimidating. No worries though. I gave him the slip, with one of his own fish! Those brawley guys sure do go down pretty hard when you throw a fish under their shoe, felt a kinda bad about that*pfft*.

Anyways, the view is not so bad in Mr. Creepy's basement (no worries) he's sleeping right now, and has no idea I'm here. Definitely much better opportunity to finally finish my post than the last two places, and even a little less intimidating (I have a cup of coffee and the cockroaches are still on the wall, loyally awaiting my kindness. Just in case Mr. Creepy gets the idea that he can tie me up and ransom me for the money to go buy that cardboard cutout of Princess LeeAh(I did that on purpose, to avoid copyright technicalities)he's been obsessively drooling over (and probably dreaming about) for the last 3 years)...oh look, he's drooling. He's probably dreaming about it right now. (^u^)

I took my Papa to dinner and a movie this weekend, I think he had a good time (he didn't) うるさいよ! (=_=,) Now I'm crying again! It was nice. I'm looking forward to another special event this month, my Papa will be coming up for it too! *\(^u^)/* Other than that, there's not much else going on. All the other stuff is too serious for this blog...and it's top secret (0u-) (seriously, no one could tell that's a winking smiley!) *WHACK* ... There*dusting hands*, that's better! (^u^)
Besides, I used up all my space for this post on writing down my experiences in trying to find a decent computer to post my entry on (flashback - ___/\_____\O/_____ NOOOO*glugglug*!!!) (Nobody wants to hear your long winded explanation of how utterly depressing your lunch hour was today! And seriously, was that wimble bat supposed to hurt?! You can't hurt me! I'm in your head!) 何だよ(T_T)

*snor-snort*huh? Hey!
Ohp! Gotta go! *Splashtsssss* AAUUUGH!! GETEMOFFGETEMOFF!! (You seriously need to find a new location for posting your entries!) うるさいよ! わかったよ! I'm really beginning to like those cockroaches...as long as they don't follow me into my house! I wonder what effect an energy drink (Kids, don't drink energy drinks. Your head will turn inside out and explode! Just say no!) would do to these cockroaches...


Keep your eyes open for the endless opportunities in life...

...and more importantly this blog...and really good coffee (because I just poured mine all over Mr. Creepy guy's face)...unless of course it's 3 am and you have work in a few hours (you won't find any coffee for me that early in morning)...then go to sleep!

A Reason to Post...

So here I am, sitting in my favorite little cozy coffee shop, on the computer. Actually, that's where I would like to be. I'm actually in some random creepy guy's basement on his computer watching cockroaches crawl across the wall, wondering if I pour my coffee all over them, whether or not they will get hyper and start bouncing off the walls while spouting sonnets! (なんちゃって!!) This wouldn't have happened if the internet were not down (tragically) on the computers at the coffee shop!! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO THIS WORLD!!! Seriously! The day this little coffee shop has no internet on it's computers is truly a sign of not so good or happy things (especially when it involves me)!!

ANYWAYS...I'm okay now (no she's not) (T_T ). Seriously! Who let you in here!! ANYWAYS, so I'm sitting here trying not to hurt myself thinking of what to post about and then of course a glowing light falls from the sky (more like her phone). I have a request from a follwer (AND I HAVE A FOLLOWER)!! I mean...officially! You may wonder, why on earth is she so ecstatic about having a follower and a request?! WELL...I can't really explain it. I suppose to get that feedback and know that there is someone reading my blog...( = v =,)/ It's just so beautiful and rewarding. I also have another reader that has been reading all along, I truly appreciate this, it makes me all teary to think that two people somewhere in the world (you know who and where they are) 煩い (うるさい)!!...somewhere in the world that are interested in my chaotic reports of nonsensical events in my life (in her dreams)!! Truly, thank you, this is the reason for my post...well, the main reason. 冗談 (joudan)! This is the reason for this post. 本当に有り難う (honto ni arigato)!!

In other news, I have gotten time off to go visit my 父 chichi (Papa) and 妹 imouto (younger sister) for FIVE DAYS!! WOOHOO!! Ima so happy! *\(^v^)/*
I will be venturing closer to Japan (日本) on this trip...or is it further away...when you're venturing closer to a country on one side, aren't you getting further away on the other side? So really doesn't it depend on which way you take? For example, if you go from Oregon to Hawaii, and then travel west to Japan, it closer from Hawaii right? But if you go from Oregon to Hawaii, but then travel to Japan going east, going to Hawaii actually meant you went further from Japan, right? So whenever you travel closer to somewhere you are in actuality traveling further from it as well when looking at it from an earthwide perspective right (nobody wants to hear a long-winded theory on distance relativity) 黙れよ! (damare yo!)? SOoo...I will now create a new word for this new discovery. It is furse = referring to coming closer while at the same time going further away from a location (clurther doesn't sound as koolie or blend as well into a japanese sentence as furse). Yes, I am truly awesome! Praise me...PRAIISE ME (that was a quote, don't actually do that!)!! honto ni furuse (katakana...tized). I'm SOO...not on fire...(=_=,) 口にチャック (くちにチャック kuchinichakku). Now this is patented on my blog so no stealing my word and trying to make it your own!!! (T_T) If you do, I will CHASE YOU DOWN AND make you very much cry!!
Anyways, I'm also very excited to be there with them that week and want to treat my 父 chichi (Papa) to lunch...oor dinner one of the days I'm there, and hopefully get a few friends together so he can enjoy wonderful association with awesome peoplez (I'm still the awesomest! 冗談冗談 (joudanjoudan)!!)

Here is a challenge for the brave (or foolish) suitors!! I have placed the last of the RC on the table of sacred keeping (on the broken washer outside her house with the "Free" sign on it). Whomever safely crosses the threshold of terror belying many traps along the way, will have the honor of consuming the last of the RC. Do not underestimate the abundance of graciousness I will pour upon you, for I will also give you instant transportation back to your lair-err-home (you're going to hit the person over the head for drinking the last RC and throw them in the dump truck aren't you.) 煩い (うるさい)!! The RC ever awaits your rescue!

I should get going now...this guy's basement is really creepy, and he keeps staring at me as though he's never seen a real girl before!! What do ya know, cockroaches really do bounce off of the walls spouting sonnets when you give them coffee. I think Mr. Creepy is a little freaked out by it, ohp! Gotta go! -AAHH!!- *Honestly, I had no idea cockroaches on coffee liked your face so much Mr. Creepy!*


Keep your eyes out for this blog (and those jumping cockroaches) and those requests coming!

Land Of The Unpleasant Discomfort Caused By Symptoms of Insanity and Sickness...Seriously...The Sickness

So there I was, a little over a week ago, thinking to myself, "I think I will try this new food on the menu, it sounds good enough.". Low and behold, after I eat it, I get VERY sick. Am I running a fever? No. Do I feel like I caught some kind of virus? No. Probably from fast food? Yes. It took five days for the symptoms to completely wear off. FIVE DAYS!! (,=_=) Most thinking maybe it's not such a big deal, but that weekend, I had a very special event, AND I had to work on days I wouldn't normally work, AND I couldn't call in sick and rest up (yes, I'm that important...なんちゃって! 怪我じゃない下さい! \(=u=')/333 ...何しろ...), so it was a really difficult week. That's what I get for eating fast food!! (-__-) *sobsob* Okay, moving on.
Besides, I'm feeling much better now. The weekend was so wonderful! I had such a great time, so many friends, met new people, so many exciting announcements and information!!
I noticed some things weren't there that used to be in the program though...Nope. I'm not giving any details as to what this event is. Remember, I keep my blog completely anonymous (I'm suprised I could spell that correctly without looking it up! 驚天動地! 嬉しい!) and do not add personal details. Besides, all of my friends living in the same state know what I'm talking about because they were probably there! XP~~~~~ And if you weren't, well...I'm sorry, I will take no pleasure in what I'm about to do. You will be very much crying (yes, this sentence is on purpose!). (*siiip*...mmm...coffee...mmm...oh how I've missed you my precious Blackberry Coconut White Mocha!! (^u^)/[]~~)
On a pleasant note (I try to end my entries on positive notes *she actually never pays attention to that*...Okay, enough from you, where did you even come from...weirdo!):
I will be visiting my Papsidoo (Yes, that's what I call him sometimes, also Papa...Hey! You, stop laughing! Now look what you did, I'm starting to cry (=_=,)滑稽じゃない!) this weekend. 本当に嬉しい! I'm really happy, I'll also be seeing some friends again!
Jaa...aaaa...aaaaa...Closing time! No, really, they're turning out the lights. So I should really get going. Don't want to end up like the next Wal-Mart girl...not that I'm in Wal-Mart right now using my own or one of their computers...seriously!! Who would do that *looks around suspiciously*
But in all seriousness, I'm not. I don't even think you can do that, I think they set it up so you can't...not that I've tried...oh look at the time gottagoBYEEEE!! (= '/)3333

Keep those feet on the ground *it really hurts when you fall*!

Deliciously Tasty Goodness

There is something sweeter...Blackberry Coconut White Mocha...(^~^)*DROOL* The Chaotic Reporter has gone into a sugar coma, please leave a message at the sound of drool err a beep...
These last three months (since the last time I posted(I_I)ehheh *sweatdrop*) have been pretty troublesome. So to recap, SOMEBODY dear to me got into a motorcycle accident while they weren't wearing their helmet and gloves T_T*! But they're okay, nothing damaged that won't heal. Their brain was already damaged which is probably what absorbed most of the shock. SERIOUSLY!! If only they knew how many friends and family they scared!! PLEASE!! We care about you, be safe!! You don't have superpowers!! *whew* alright...alright...I'm cool, it's all good. Love ya crazy careless motorcycle riding person you! To all my friends, PULEESE!! Wear a helmet, if not for your sake, for the sake of my nerves!! That, and, if you don't, I WILL CHASE YOU DOWN AND BEAT YOU WITH A HELMET UNTIL IT'S PERMANENTLY IMPLANTED ON YOU HEAD so you'll never have to think about it again, it'll just be on. Then neither one of us will have to worry. Problem solved! *\(^v^)/* なんちゃって(nanchatte)!! Just kiidding!...or am I. Gotta goBYEEE (= / )3333 (Yes, that's a lame attempt at text art of me waving while running away)

Anyways, it's been really difficult watching someone you love sink instead of swim. It's like you're in the middle of the ocean, and you have to watch some of your friends tire out and give up. All we can do is keep going and do our best to encourage them, right? 本当に( ほんとに)...がんばってください (really...don't give up!Don't give up! You're so close! Anyways, my method of encouragement is beating them up until they agree ;) ...so you see why this is something I'm working on. \o(T.T)o/

Then there are the ones that start to tire out from fatigue but then when encouraged and alerted, keep fighting. We all reach have times like that right, sometimes the waves can wear us out a little.

I remember when I was little (a scraggely little thing), bundling up (because I wanted so much to go with my father (I_I) ) to go out on a windy, snowy day. As I followed him, I made it a game in my head to step in his footprints as closely as I could. There was NOOO WAAAY I could expect to match his steps perfectly, he was so much taller, and bigger than I. So naturally, his gait and prints were farther apart and bigger than I could match. But if I focused on matching them as closely as I could, I would get pretty close. When I focused on matching those steps, the storm didn't seem so bad. That can apply in our lives today, ね (ne)? When the sun comes out, beauty surrounds us. I've realized that there's always a sunny side (just like a light), even in a storm, but sometimes we need help finding it.

Anyways, that's enough insane rambling for one day. 又ね (mata ne)!

Rembling...Rambling...*looking up in thought*...Chaotic Reporter out!

One Year Anniversary.

Well, I almost made it one year without updating this ancient blog. For that matter, I highly doubt that there are any readers checking up on it anymore. Not that I'm blaming my readers!! Ehheh*sweatdrop* To be honest, I'm having a little trouble thinking of what non-sensical gabber I should post...I think I'm losing my touch *GASP*. The crying shall now commense, for those that do not have the stomach for immense sobbing, please exit now...o0...EEHHH?!! Why's everyone leaving?! ... Apparently, I have overestimated my readers...or more just myself. Speaking of which, have you ever tried fighting with a monkey over a banana? They turn into psycho ninjas!! I will spare you the details, just think of me as Mojo Jojo after the Power Puffs Girls finished their thorough beating and dropped him off at the local jail. Hmm...Other than that, nothing new has really been happening. Aside from that rut I'm still stuck in, the one that I've been in since ooohh probably my last post on this site. That has nothing to do with my reason for not posting...o0... WHHHYY must that wreched ADD kick in?! I'm only a pup!! (please refer to earlier post) mmm...Strawberry Blackberry White Mocha...is there anything sweeter? Don't answer that!! Well, my times up beloved readers (no, literally, I only have 11 minutes left to log off...NO I'M NOT PARANOID!! ... My computer is just out of commission right now)

Chill mah peeps! Take Cafe (PLEASE tell me somebody remembers that!)

What To Write...

So, I'm still alive. I just can't think of what to write right now for my entry...On that note, I'm not even sure that there are any readers left to be writing for...eh, that's not gonna stop me. I can just be random and crazy and not worry about anyone reading or scoffing at my poor sense of humor that I find humorous(primarily because I'm pretty convinced that there are no readers left). So once again, you've failed my archnemesis! YOU know who you are!

I finally got my lil' vixen out and I'm now riding it on beautiful sunny days like today! (for any of those that are either perplexed or worried by that previous statement, lil' vixen is my Kawasaki Ninja 500R!) I have to say, the last two weeks without her and having to watch all these other riders enjoy the beautiful weather on THEIR motorcycles was torturous!

I am also learning Tagalog (sort of). I try to remember to give myself a little break on the whole "beating yourself up" thing because I realize I tend to set the bars too high when it comes to expectations of myself (but it's really hard!). That's what I keep telling myself. I'm beginning to understand things at the meetings and get a general idea of what they're talking about (like it's hard to go there and figure out WHAT the meeting is going to generally be about!). I have really enjoyed learning it though, and the friends there are wonderful. No matter the discouragements or how many, just as many or more encouragements arise to meet them, as long as I keep my eyes out for them. It reminds me that we are provided shelter, even when it's in the middle of the storm, and it's sure to hold up against the weather. It's been challanging, but worth it by far, very rewarding. Besides, by no means have I had more challenges than the other mga kapatid (brothers and sisters) before me that learned the language so they could do as the text for this year says, "lubusang magpatotoo sa mabuting balita". I admire them for their hard work and efforts. They do so much, I hope soon to be able to share the load rather than add to it. There's a good friend there that I have been asking a lot from, and she's been so willing to do what she can, all of mga kapatid have. They've all been so willing to welcome me into their social circles and have been so patient with me. I am so glad that they are willing to extend a great amount of mercy to me.

I haven't really been as comfortable with my new friends as I should, I don't really joke around much with them. It's my fault, I don't allow myself to be comfortable with them. I worry about too much with all the new things I'm encountering. I tend to do that. Unfortunately, I've withdrawn back into my shell. It's been broken before, it just has to be broken again! I keep telling myself, this is just a bump, transitions always start out rough like this right? ... 0_o peoplez? right! Ganbatte Sharkie! (great! Now I'm talking to myself in third person form!) Well, I think that's enough nonsense for one day. I ended up talking about a lot more than I had intended. That should last you guys for about another three months right? Alrightalright!

Keep those eyes on this nonsensical page...

(dictionary.com is taking WAY too long to load *yes anything more than 10 seconds classifies as WAY too long, I'm impatient! What! You didn't know this by now?!* [just kidding! I'm just impatient when it come to internet and computers...and driving ;p] so if I spelled nonsensical incorrectly I want you to EAT IT! XD) Okay, bye now.