A Reason to Post...

So here I am, sitting in my favorite little cozy coffee shop, on the computer. Actually, that's where I would like to be. I'm actually in some random creepy guy's basement on his computer watching cockroaches crawl across the wall, wondering if I pour my coffee all over them, whether or not they will get hyper and start bouncing off the walls while spouting sonnets! (なんちゃって!!) This wouldn't have happened if the internet were not down (tragically) on the computers at the coffee shop!! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO THIS WORLD!!! Seriously! The day this little coffee shop has no internet on it's computers is truly a sign of not so good or happy things (especially when it involves me)!!

ANYWAYS...I'm okay now (no she's not) (T_T ). Seriously! Who let you in here!! ANYWAYS, so I'm sitting here trying not to hurt myself thinking of what to post about and then of course a glowing light falls from the sky (more like her phone). I have a request from a follwer (AND I HAVE A FOLLOWER)!! I mean...officially! You may wonder, why on earth is she so ecstatic about having a follower and a request?! WELL...I can't really explain it. I suppose to get that feedback and know that there is someone reading my blog...( = v =,)/ It's just so beautiful and rewarding. I also have another reader that has been reading all along, I truly appreciate this, it makes me all teary to think that two people somewhere in the world (you know who and where they are) 煩い (うるさい)!!...somewhere in the world that are interested in my chaotic reports of nonsensical events in my life (in her dreams)!! Truly, thank you, this is the reason for my post...well, the main reason. 冗談 (joudan)! This is the reason for this post. 本当に有り難う (honto ni arigato)!!

In other news, I have gotten time off to go visit my 父 chichi (Papa) and 妹 imouto (younger sister) for FIVE DAYS!! WOOHOO!! Ima so happy! *\(^v^)/*
I will be venturing closer to Japan (日本) on this trip...or is it further away...when you're venturing closer to a country on one side, aren't you getting further away on the other side? So really doesn't it depend on which way you take? For example, if you go from Oregon to Hawaii, and then travel west to Japan, it closer from Hawaii right? But if you go from Oregon to Hawaii, but then travel to Japan going east, going to Hawaii actually meant you went further from Japan, right? So whenever you travel closer to somewhere you are in actuality traveling further from it as well when looking at it from an earthwide perspective right (nobody wants to hear a long-winded theory on distance relativity) 黙れよ! (damare yo!)? SOoo...I will now create a new word for this new discovery. It is furse = referring to coming closer while at the same time going further away from a location (clurther doesn't sound as koolie or blend as well into a japanese sentence as furse). Yes, I am truly awesome! Praise me...PRAIISE ME (that was a quote, don't actually do that!)!! honto ni furuse (katakana...tized). I'm SOO...not on fire...(=_=,) 口にチャック (くちにチャック kuchinichakku). Now this is patented on my blog so no stealing my word and trying to make it your own!!! (T_T) If you do, I will CHASE YOU DOWN AND make you very much cry!!
Anyways, I'm also very excited to be there with them that week and want to treat my 父 chichi (Papa) to lunch...oor dinner one of the days I'm there, and hopefully get a few friends together so he can enjoy wonderful association with awesome peoplez (I'm still the awesomest! 冗談冗談 (joudanjoudan)!!)

Here is a challenge for the brave (or foolish) suitors!! I have placed the last of the RC on the table of sacred keeping (on the broken washer outside her house with the "Free" sign on it). Whomever safely crosses the threshold of terror belying many traps along the way, will have the honor of consuming the last of the RC. Do not underestimate the abundance of graciousness I will pour upon you, for I will also give you instant transportation back to your lair-err-home (you're going to hit the person over the head for drinking the last RC and throw them in the dump truck aren't you.) 煩い (うるさい)!! The RC ever awaits your rescue!

I should get going now...this guy's basement is really creepy, and he keeps staring at me as though he's never seen a real girl before!! What do ya know, cockroaches really do bounce off of the walls spouting sonnets when you give them coffee. I think Mr. Creepy is a little freaked out by it, ohp! Gotta go! -AAHH!!- *Honestly, I had no idea cockroaches on coffee liked your face so much Mr. Creepy!*


Keep your eyes out for this blog (and those jumping cockroaches) and those requests coming!